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Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley are Apparently Ugly

According to a new dating website, hot Hollywood celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, Keira Knightley and Kirsten Dunst are “ugly people”.

The site is called DarwinDating.com and it tops my list of worst websites on the Internet.

           

The site claims to provide eligible men and women with a place to connect and potentially "find love."

But unlike average dating websites, there are strict rules you must follow in order to become accepted into this "exclusive" club. It’s simple – you can’t be ugly.

The site even goes as far as to list physical characteristics that define ugly people. The list contains physical attributes such as saggy boobs, red hair and freckles, pasty skin, teeth that aren’t straight, crooked toes, ski jump noses, non-symmetrical faces or bodies as well as about 20 other physical features that they deem “ugly.”

If you possess any of these features you’re not allowed to join their dating network.

Now let’s step back from their stuck-up approach to online dating and see what’s really happening here.

By turning away people with the specified characteristics, the site would likely lose out on smokin’ hot celebrities like Lindsay Lohan (red hair / freckles), Keira Knightley (crooked toes), Kirsten Dunst (crooked teeth), Kate Bosworth (non-symmetrical face) and many, many more.

And to make things even worse, at the bottom of the list, the editor leaves the following (very comforting) message to users:

“If you fit into any of these categories, let's face it, you're ugly, but you aren't alone. Darwin Dating isn't for you but don't despair, there are plenty of ugly fish in the sea and they're all on every other dating website out there!”

Can you believe people actually want to join this website?

Published Monday, July 23, 2007 3:31 PM by AngelaA
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ally said:

wtf?? i bet the editor falls into at least one of their own categories defining 'ugly'.

July 24, 2007 5:24 AM
 

no1 keira fan holly said:

ugly thats ridiculus there all perfecly formed and all pretty if the person who made up that there ugly they have not looked in the mirror since prehistoric times there obviously jelouse

July 25, 2007 12:08 PM
 

Keira-Central.com » Blog Archive » Website Claims Keira is ugly! said:

July 25, 2007 9:51 PM
 

Charlotte said:

Oh this website is going to do wonders for the self-confidence of people everywhere. Its pretty childish that site really

July 26, 2007 1:07 PM
 

ClaudyKeira said:

What the hell is this!? I bet there is not one person who achieves all this "Beauti Rules"! I mean red her and freckles are sweet, Keira has definately no ugly feet and Kate's different eye colours are beautiful! This f****** people should shut up and date themselves!

July 29, 2007 12:09 PM

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