If you thought you were going to see Kate Middleton’s goodies anytime soon, think again.

The on-again/off-again girlfriend of Prince William (and possibly future queen) is keeping her shirt on and passing up the opportunity to pose in a topless calendar being published by her sorority.

While the 19 member sisterhood is anxious to cash-in publish this fall, the girls were less-than-impressed with Kate’s decision to drop out of the project.

The girls seem to think baring it all for publication is a brilliant idea, but they just can’t understand why Kate bailed. They’ve obviously figured out Kate’s chest is more valuable than theirs. Beauty and brains – go figure.

Media reports state that the 25-year-old fashion buyer was strongly advised by the Queen to turn down the offer to appear in the calendar. Considering how the Queen pigeonholed Diana, we’re pretty sure it was a strict order with a firing squad in attendance.

But don’t worry; Kate’s made it very clear that she never planned to expose herself for the camera – regardless of what the Queen thought.

Too bad. Can you imagine the media frenzy that would ensue if Kate’s knockers hit the newsstands? Damn, why can’t Kate be more like Britney?