If you’ve ever wanted to be Lindsay Lohan’s friend – or should we call her Lindsay Ronson? – the screen shots of her Facebook profile page popping up on the Web could just be your ticket.

It’s believed that Lindsay is using the fake name Lindsay Ronson to appear on the social media site as a tribute to her rumored girlfriend, DJ Samantha Ronson. The two have been inseperable lately, and Lindsay has even been doing some brawling over her new flame.

When Ronson was approached by Ashley Olsen at a gathering, a Grey Goose-swigging Lohan reportedly screamed, “Get your 15-year-old Full House a— away from my girlfriend!” Whoo! Remind us not to get on LiLo’s bad side, we want to keep our good looks.

But back to Lindsay’s facebook page, this girl has more famous friends than you can shake, well, an Olsen twin at!

Notables include designer Marc Jacobs, The Hills actress Lauren Conrad, LiLo's former bff / current arch enemy Hilary Duff, and lesser known model Lauren Hastings, who last year accused Lindsay of stealing her clothes. If you look at Lindsay’s wall, it shows a post from Lauren saying, “Actually you’re the one who is looking pretty f---in thick these days…but because I work a good program I will refrain myself from saying whats really on my mind.”

Hmm, hateful messages from pissed-off girls who aren’t even your friends? Looks just like our facebook page - it’s true, celebs really are like us!

It’s not clear yet if the screen shots, which you can see at Gawker.com, are real or fake, but whomever Lindsay Ronson is, she can expect a lot more notifications in her Inbox. Excuse us, we’ll be right back…we’ve got a message to write!