Soccer streaker Tiffany May is posing for Playboy, which means you can see more of her than the scantily clad blur you saw out on the field back in March.
Before her nude debut, May was just an unknown star wannabe / soccer fan, but unlike so many wannabes and soccer fans before her, she wasn’t content to sit on the sidelines at Raymond James Stadium, nor was she content to be a spectator in the fame game.
It seems this tenacious tart was determined to get herself known and chose to do so by stripping down to her thong, bra and oh-so-patriotic USA bandana to run hog-wild across the field in the USA versus Honduras Olympic Qualifying Match.
And what did it get her? (Besides a rough man-handling from a burly security guard, that is.)
It got her a contract with Playboy. May posed for the magazine’s website, dropping a gem of a teaser video, which you can see at the Offside Rules website.
Be sure to listen to her wise words out there, kiddies. “Maybe if there were more girls like me streaking at soccer games, we’d have a lot more fans . And for all of you who say I’m not a true streaker because I didn’t get fully nude, you can now see me fully nude in the Playboy Cyber Club.”
Well we’re pretty sure it’ll take a lot more than a half-naked chick running across the field to entice us to watch a whole soccer game. And we’re also sure that dropping trou at a public event does not a career Playboy Bunny make.
Enjoy your time in the spotlight, Tiff. But unless you can get yourself on a reality TV show a la Heidi Montag or you can make a lame attempt at a career in music (again, a la Heidi Montag), we’re pretty sure your chances of making it as a celeb are about as slim as David Beckham trading in his cleats for a pair of ballet slippers.