
Oops, someone did it again – but this time, it’s not Britney Spears.
It looks like Bad-boy former president Bill Clinton is being exposed (pardon the pun) for another indiscretion – and we have to say, this time he traded up!
While Monica Lewinsky was put through the wringer not only for being mistress to the Pres but also for her appearance and her fashion sense - oh, the hats, people...remember the hats - this time around the press is going to have a hard time criticizing Bill’s lady of choice in extra-marital relations.
Gina Gershon, a cute, young, brunette actress is the latest lady to be accused of serving the former President – if you know what we mean. In a largely unnecessary 10,000 words, a Vanity Fair article titled The Comeback Id vaguely alludes to Clinton’s affair with Gershon, along with many other ladies including ball-buster Belinda Stronach.
We’re not really ones to get all political, but this story seems a little fishy in its timing. It’s getting to be the end of the Hillary Clinton / Barack Obama race, and although Clinton appears to be eating dust, it wouldn’t be a bad time for Obama supporters to push her down and trample right over her.
Bill himself is apparently livid over the story, not even bothering to issue his tagline: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” His representatives are more vocal on the subject, including aide Jay Carson, who referred to the article as “a tawdry anonymous quote-filled attack piece.”
We’re inclined to agree with Jay and Bill – this whole story smells like bunk to us. Where’s the illicit recordings, the blurry iPhone, receipts from the dirty pay-by-the-hour hotels to back up the story? Apparently there are none, so don’t feel bad if you want to gloss over this story altogether.
And even if it is true, why pick on Bill now? A slam like that is not likely to hurt Hillary’s campaign, since the damage is already done. The girl is down, please refrain from booting her in the soft spots.
Truthfully, we barely cared about Bill’s first indiscretion, as the thought of him engaging in any type of “sexual relations” gives us more heebie-jeebies than the thought of Richie Sambora’s sperm. We're even less likely to care about these latest speculative escapades.
Let’s all do ourselves a favor and leave Bill and Hill’s love life closeted in their separate bedrooms, shall we?