Poor Bill Clinton. It’s Hillary who’s running for President now, but her former country-leading hubby seems to be taking all the public flak and it’s his name being put through the marital indiscretion wringer.
About a week ago, we covered Vanity Fair’s expose of Bill Clinton’s supposed affairs with Gina Gershon, Belinda Stronach and many, many others. And now, we’re back again to point out the utter ridiculousness of beating a dead, cheating dirtbag horse – especially when it’s not the horse but the horse’s wife who’s doing the racing.
Farm animal analogies aside, the latest Bill Clinton sex story comes from Gennifer Flowers and Paula Jones. Two notable names from the 90s, Gennifer claimed to have had a 12-year affair with Clinton while Jones sued the former president for sexual harassment.
These two donkeys – oh wait, we promised no more farm animal references – ladies, then, have created a website that details through video their encounters and thoughts on the former Pres, wife Hillary and any other lurid bit of gossip they can dredge up to get their names back in the spotlight.
Why you ask?
“It’s a way we can get our story out there in our own words, without someone making their own interpretations or corrections,” Paula Jones said in an interview with Extra TV.
That explanation might be easier to swallow if the two media whores weren’t offering their “interpretations” for the low, low price of $1.99 per video segment. It’s amazing what having 10-year-old presidential scandal in common can do for your career.
Obviously, we haven’t watched any of these video segments, and would rather put our $1.99 toward a big bag of Cheetos because at least then the cheese would be the delicious kind.
But Flowers did give a free taste of her view on the Democratic nomination race to Extra, stating that she believed Bill was a hindrance to his wife’s campaign. “My advice to Hillary would be to divorce that chump,” she stated.
Well there’s an old saying that people who live in glasses houses shouldn’t call each other chumps...or something like that. What a total chump.
We said it before, we’ll say it again. Bill Clinton’s sexual history was irrelevant 10 years ago and it’s even more irrelevant now. We’re sick of hearing about it, and thinking about it is making us even more green.
Funny how a man persecuted for multiple illicit affairs can come out looking like a pillar of integrity, while these two women he supposedly wronged come off looking like the back end of the farm animals we mentioned earlier.