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From Brad Pitt and Clay Aiken to Hulk Hogan and Billy Ray Cyrus: Happy Father's Day!

 Brad Pitt and Hulk Hogan

It’s almost Father’s Day, and Brad Pitt, Clay Aiken, Hulk Hogan and Kevin Federline are all on our radar.

Back in May we honoured Hollywood moms for the spectacular (and spectacularly awful) jobs they’ve been doing raising their kids in the spotlight, but today we’re looking to dear old superstar dads!

Here’s a look at the hottest dads in Hollywood:

Number 1: Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt’s been on daddy-overdrive since hitching his wagon to the Jolie clan. Not only has he legally adopted Angelina Jolie’s children, Maddox, Pax and Zahara, but he’s also rounded out the Jolie-Pitt family with biologi-baby Shiloh and the two new superstar buns in the oven.

From baseball games to trips to the park, Brad and his baby-brigade are sticking together like glue. He’s so good with the kiddies that it almost makes us forgive him for his split with Jennifer Aniston. Almost...

Number 2: Clay Aiken

Is there any more noble father than the man who impregnates his 50-year-old unlikely-to-ever-get action BFF? Well, it’s not like biological babies were necessarily in Clay’s future, or that of Jaymes Foster’s for that matter, but we still think it’s an honourable (though fairly creepy) act Clay has done for his friend. Way to inseminate, Clay!

Number 3: Kevin Federline

Whoa, whoa, whoa – K Fed making the list of our Dads of the Year? Yup, you guessed it. Just like Nicole Ritchie left her bad girl ways behind for baby Harlow, Fed-ex has been brushing up on his parenting skills as Sean Preston and Jayden James get bigger.

It may be out of necessity, given that bipolar Britney Spears’ mom skills have in the past been flushed down the john, but we think K Fed’s positive parenting is actually rubbing off on poor Brit. Could a reunion be in the works for these two model parents? We can’t wait till they’re one big, whacked-out family again!

Razzie Dads

While the dads above bring home top honors, there are a few Hollywood spawners whom we wish had never taken on the responsibility of offspring. Take a look at the worst offerings from the male side of the celebrity parent pool:

Number 1: Billy Ray Cyrus

Although his stepson Trace Cyrus of Metro Station is known to be the family freak, we’re sure Billy Ray never thought his sweet little Smiley Miley would give him any trouble. But in light of Miley Cyrus’ recent scandals, Billy Ray’s got to tidy up his parenting skills and get that little teenage sexpot back on the Disney-dictated straight and narrow.

For not giving Miley a good solid grounding, Billy Ray gets a Daddy Razzie.

Number 2: Hulk Hogan

With son Nick in prison and ex-wife Linda Bollea on the cougar-prowl, the Hogan household is turned upside down, and we blame Hulk. The dude was caught rubbing suntan oil on his grown daughter’s backside – what more can we say? Oh yeah: Ewwwww. Bad Dad.

Number 3: Alec Baldwin and David Hasselhoff

It seems there are too many dismal dads to be contained in our top 3, so a tie goes to has-been actors Alec Baldwin and David Hasselhoff. We’ve all seen the burger video of sloppy drunk Hoff which was taped by his young daughter, and Baldwin is no better for his 5-minute-long voicemail rant left on 11-year-old daughter Ireland’s phone, in which he calls her a “rude, thoughtless little pig.”

Good parenting Baldwin and Hoff – sounds like your daughters already make better parents than you.

And on That Note...Happy Father’s Day...?

Sorry to leave you all on a sour note, but let the Hulkster’s butt-oiling and the serious problems of Alec and David be a reminder to appreciate the dear sweet Dad or father-figure in your life.

Right now ours is probably out cruising around on a tractor in the back field, not giving a damn about what happens in Hollywood. And we love him for it! Happy Father’s Day Dad – wish we could be there to help with the chores!

Published Friday, June 13, 2008 1:04 PM by AliceB
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