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Jessica Simpson Voted Best Breasts, Take that Pamela Anderson!

Pamela Anderson may have slammed Jessica Simpson for proudly displaying her love for meat, but it’s Jess who’s getting the last laugh in this celeb smackdown.

Jessica SimpsonPam, the former sex tape superstar of the world, actually had the nerve to call Simpson a whore and a b*tch for wearing a t-shirt that read “Real Girls Eat Meat.” But Simpson received justice in the end, not by retaliating with foul statements to the public, but by claiming the top spot on the only contest Pamela Anderson could ever have a hope in hell of winning – the Best Breasts competition, of course.

The talentless 41-year-old has made a name for herself by proudly showcasing her assets for many years. And with nothing else going for her, winning a breast contest is about the only chance Pamela has of ever winning another competition in her life.

Unfortunately, the washed-up, former Baywatch biatch can’t even secure the title of best knockers anymore. Nope, that coveted prize goes to Pammy’s arch nemesis, Ms. Jessica Simpson.

Jessica stole the top position in a new poll by In Touch to find the best breasts in Hollywood. Other babes topping the list including Tyra Banks (No.2), Scarlett Johansson (No. 3), Carmen Electra (No. 4) and Lindsay Lohan (No. 5).

Rounding off the top ten were Katherine Heigl (No. 6), The Hills star Audrina Patridge (No. 7), Jennifer Aniston (No. 8), model Megan Fox (No. 9) and finally, Beyonce (No. 10).

Ouch, Pam couldn’t even secure a top 10 position.

Wonder if she’ll have anything to say about this?


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Published Wednesday, July 02, 2008 8:42 AM by Bella
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