Miley Cyrus, muse to teenage amateur photographers…oh and international Disney star…has had yet another batch of racy photos leaked on the Internet. That’s one, two, three, four times now? That’s almost a whole hand!
Though we’ve defended her in the past, this time around the Miley pics are actually a little disturbing. Well, maybe not the one of Miley yet again blowing a pouty -lipped air kiss. We’ve seen that pose a million times from the teen tart, usually with some randy, pimply-faced teenager on the receiving end.
What is new is that this time she’s fake-smooching to her iPhone rather than a human being, though we can safely assume (with pretty good odds) that on the other end is some randy, pimply-faced teenager.
The photo that has the public masses yet again shaking their collective finger is the one of Miley in a shower in a long white T-shirt, striking her traditional sexy face. Well we all know what happens when you get wet while wearing a wet T-shirt…and if you don’t just ask Baywatch star Pamela Anderson. She’s a pro.
In the pic it becomes unfortunately apparent that Miley is not wearing any undergarments of any sort, though we do give her Cheetos for her nipple-covering discretion. No nipples till you're 16, Miley, those are the rules.
What this latest bout of photos has us wondering is has anyone investigated Miley for some type of enlarged pituitary gland or other hormone-altering condition? The girl has got a serious fixation with sexing it up, it could be medical.
Back in the good old days when we were 15, only rarely did boys not have cooties and we were too concerned about the food that might be trapped in our braces and the disproportionality of our brand new boobs to even think about flaunting ourselves in front of a camera.
Ah the good old days…oh Hannah Montana, how we wish you could have been a part of them. But Miley seems to have no trouble getting in front of the lens, though we do fear she may have the same body and self-esteem issues common to girls at 15. Either that or it’s that enlarged pituitary thing.
We’re no doctors, but we’re just sayin’. Why do you think Miley’s going so far in her pictures?
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