Carrie Prejean has been in and out of the media eye since her controversial comments regarding same-sex marriages during last year’s Miss USA pageant but it appears the holier-than-thou whore-bag has finally learned to keep her mouth shut: we just can’t say the same for her legs.
Prejean was planning to sue the Miss USA organization for a whopping 1 million dollars on claims of libel, slander and religious discrimination but became surprisingly silent once the organization fired back, threatening to release her solo sex tape to the world.
The 22-year-old hypocrite dropped the suit once the organization proved they had a copy of “Miss Good Finger” in action in front of the camera. What would Jesus say about that, Carrie?
What could have been one of the most controversial lawsuits in the history of the Miss USA organization quickly became another scandal swept under the rug.
“Prejean and the pageant wish each other the best in their future endeavors,” the joint statement released by each party read.
We’re pretty sure we know what “future endeavors” mean for Carrie. Desperate times call for desperate measures, right.
We find it amusing that Carrie thought she could take down the Miss USA organization. Play with fire and you’re going to get burned right? Needless to say, Carrie Prejean is going down in a blaze of glory and we couldn’t be happier.
Best of luck in your future endeavors, Carrie. We mean that.
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