Last night’s episode of the Bachelor Pad began with the inevitable post-mortem ritual of discussing the eliminations from the week prior.  Wes gets called a “jackass” because he refuses to accept that Gia was sent home last week, therefore not accepting the reality of reality television: that there can only be one winner.

Just as it looked like Dave and Wes might come to blows, they were saved by the bell – literally – and after answering the door, Elizabeth reveals that all of the contestants must fill out an anonymous survey about each other!

Personally I would have loved to been in on the brainstorming session for this idea…

Ultimately the questions they decided to ask at Team Bachelor Pad were as follows:

Who does everyone have a crush on? (Answer: Dave)

Pretty straightforward stuff, but then they go from 0 to 100 in a matter of seconds.  The next question?  Who will be a bridesmaid, but never a bride?  Burn!  (Answer: Natalie – even worse, her “secret” boyfriend Dave voted for her!)

Dumbest? (Answer: Gwen – despite the fact that Natalie got most of the guys votes, and even her own!)

Biggest jerk?  (Answer: Wes)

Who has the worst boob job? (Answer: Elizabeth – Although he knows the ‘right’ answer, Kovacs smartly writes Krisily, preventing a big bust up with his girlfriend.)

Jesse B. is the challenge winner!

Of course, the girls are upset by the answers, with Natalie verging on inconsolable.

Tenley and Kipper as whisked off on an island adventure for their date.  He convinces her to spend the night in the fantasy suite, but the next day makes a point of telling her they have to “tone things down” before they go back inside the Bachelor Pad.  

Peyton and Jesse B. have dinner an in airplane hanger, and she’s excited for some alone time with Jesse  - that is until he burps in her face.  Obviously, she declines the fantasy suite.  He’s cute, but that was so gross!

When it came time for the evening’s final rose ceremony, Jesse K. and Elizabeth seemed to be the only people concerned about going home.  Jesse did his best to save Elizabeth – meaning he, Kiptyn and David would all have to vote the same to save Elizabeth.  They did.   Only they all voted for… Krisily!  She was not a happy camper!

The other shocker?  Jesse K. is safe and Wes was sent home!  It was Krisily’s vote that saved him.  Dave told her to vote that way because she should “help him out since he took her on a date.”
Thinking she was safe, Krisily agreed. Ouch! 

Best of all - 3 girls are going home right away next week to even out the girl/guy ratio in the house!  Stay tuned for next week.