Well it’s that time of the year again. Time to wipe the slate clean, forget all the mistakes you've made this year and plan resolutions for next year. I think it’s safe to say that some of Hollywood’s most talked about celebrities have their work cut out for them. In order to help, I’ve decided to create a celebrity wish list for New Year’s Resolutions that I think need to be made in 2007.
Here they are:
If I were Britney Spears my New Year’s Resolutions would be to…
- Stop drinking
- Wear underwear
- Pay Attention to my kids
- Not marry (and then divorce) a deadbeat, wannabe rapper
- Stop Stripping
See this year’s top stories on Britney Spears:
Britney Spears’ Interview with Vanity Fair
Brit gets a New Star Tattoo
Britney: Cheating, Stripping and Booed by Fans
Britney Dumps Paris Hilton
Brunette Britney has a New Boyfriend
Britney Spears Tops Yahoo Search List
Britney Loves Victoria’s Secret Underwear
Brit Splits from K-Fed
If I were Paris Hilton my New Year’s Resolutions would be to…
- Stop Drinking (and driving)
- Wear underwear
- Stop taking mothers away from their children so that I have a friend to party with
See this year’s stories on Paris Hilton:
Paris Hilton Names Britney Spears ‘The Animal’
Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton Slammed by Joan Rivers
Paris Tops Google News ‘06
Paris Hilton Wedding
Paris Hilton DUI
If I were Nicole Richie my New Year’s Resolutions would be to…
- Stop drinking (and driving)
- Find sunglasses that actually fit my head
- Not put the world through another season of “The Simple Life”
See this year’s stories on Nicole Richie:
Nicole Richie’s DUI
If I were Lindsay Lohan my New Year’s Resolutions would be to…
- Stop drinking
- Stop watching what I eat (because I know absolutely nothing about nutrition)
- Stop trying to act (because I clearly can’t)
- Stop trying to sing (because I can’t do that either)
See this year’s stories on Lindsay Lohan:
Lindsay Lohan: Not a Dietition
Lindsay Admits to Attending AA
